My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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