My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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