i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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