How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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