i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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