question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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