3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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