four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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