: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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