Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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