how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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