so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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