My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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