you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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