you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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