Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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