Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The air was thick with penises
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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