I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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