Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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