dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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