I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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