sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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