So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Still dying that you shit outside
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.