yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.