before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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