I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
what day is it and did you see me today?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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