Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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