He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
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