It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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