carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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