hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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