I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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