I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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