Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
