is wine microwaveable?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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