Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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