I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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