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you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
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so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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