good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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