Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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