Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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