So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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