so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
how does that bad decision feel?
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