Are we in a gay sports bar?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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