I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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