all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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