dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom