sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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