i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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