Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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