My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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