at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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