What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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