there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There r osticjed everywhere
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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