She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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