I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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